So my friends got me to take the tests on Pottermore.
House: Hufflepuff (which I’m happy with)
Patronus: Dolphin
(this is crazy cus while you won’t see anything much dolphin related in my room now, as a kid I used to get dolphin-themed stuff all the time as my mum said it suited me)
And my wand:
Sycamore 13¼” with phoenix feather core. To sum up the parts;
wood - eager for new experience, doesn’t like ‘boredom’, drawn to curiosity and learning
phoenix feather - rarest core type apparently, powerful and high initiative, sometimes acting of their own accord, picky with its owners, hard to win allegiance of.
Sooooo after that all I could imagine was me as a wizard being dragged along by my wand just looking totally befuddled.